Tekel Towers » Season predictions

TheShed · 12/7/2017 9:38 pm

So our season stats Saturday, how will we do

League - 1st, fucken romp it easy
LC - Quarter finals
Scottish - 4th round
Irn Bru - win it, pump St Mirren in the final again

And who will be our hits and misses (prob too early too tell, given the squad will change yet)

POTY - Fraser, unless he gets sold next month
YPOTY - Allardice
Top Scorer - Keatings
Disappointment - Billy King

Arabnophobia · 12/7/2017 10:11 pm

Loving yer optimism bud!

With squad not complete i'll go for...

League - 2nd. Playoff with dees and triumph.

League Cup - Papped oot earlyish

Scottish Cup - 4th roond oot

Bru - Beaten finalist by supposedly keech opposition.

POTY - Fraser growing baws and helped by mair flair in the team

YPOTY - Allardice or new signing thats no signed yet

Top scorer - N'Koyi or somecunt still to be signed.

Disapointment - Those who continue to leave after 10 mins of 2nd half then act like fkn experts & fkn futba managers on forums

blackandtangerine · 13/7/2017 5:30 am

League 2nd

League cup oot first game after group stage

Scottish hopefully a wee run but cannae see us progressing too far

Pishy mickey moose cup. Hope we play our development players and they do well. Good experience for them.

Tangy · 13/7/2017 6:13 am

League: champions

Scottish: quarters

League cup: not very far - out in the group stage

Irn bru: we will get through 1 round

Poty; McMullen

Ypoty: allardice
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Top scorer: Keating

bowers · 13/7/2017 6:38 am

League 2nd
Scottish 4th round
League cup group stage
Irn bru 2nd round
Poty keatings
Ypoty Robson unless others get a breakthrough
Top scorer Keatinga

PatReilly · 13/7/2017 7:49 am

League Winners
Scottish Quarters
League cup Next stage
Irn bru Out asap
Poty McMullan
Ypoty Ballantyne
Top scorer Keatings

Mostly wishful thinking.

Tek · 13/7/2017 11:52 am

League - 2nd

Betfred Cup - Think we might scrape by the group stages as one of the runner's-up (Dundee will win the group),but i expect our progress to be short lived thereafter.

Scottish Cup - All depends on the draw of course but i can't imagine we will progress any further than the Quarters even with beneficial draws.

Irn Bru Cup - Play the Devs.Hope they do well.Can see them maybe getting to about the Quarters probably.

POTY - Paul McMullan

YPOTY - Scott Allardice

Top Scorer - James Keatings

Biggest disappointment- We will still be dire to watch and our uninspiring Manager will continue at the helm for the forseeable as our totally incompetent Chairman can't afford to sack him.

If you couldn't already tell I'm not much looking forward to this coming season 😟

lifesanocean · 13/7/2017 1:21 pm

League: doom

Scottish: gloom

League cup: despair

Irn bru: winners: followed by mass suicide of fans

Poty: none: all shite

Ypoty: none: youth system condemned

Top scorer: Jordie Briels in Liquid.

Biggest disappointment: That none of the above will be true and we will do really well.

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13/7/2017 7:35 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
League: doom

Scottish: gloom

League cup: despair

Irn bru: winners: followed by mass suicide of fans

Poty: none: all shite

Ypoty: none: youth system condemned

Top scorer: Jordie Briels in Liquid.

Biggest disappointment: That none of the above will be true and we will do really well.

13/7/2017 7:45 pm

Tek wrote:
League - 2nd

Betfred Cup - Think we might scrape by the group stages as one of the runner's-up (Dundee will win the group),but i expect our progress to be short lived thereafter.

Scottish Cup - All depends on the draw of course but i can't imagine we will progress any further than the Quarters even with beneficial draws.

Irn Bru Cup - Play the Devs.Hope they do well.Can see them maybe getting to about the Quarters probably.

POTY - Paul McMullan

YPOTY - Scott Allardice

Top Scorer - James Keatings

Biggest disappointment- We will still be dire to watch and our uninspiring Manager will continue at the helm for the forseeable as our totally incompetent Chairman can't afford to sack him.

If you couldn't already tell I'm not much looking forward to this coming season 😟

C'mon Tek, you can do better than that!
Ray McKinnon is going to get it right this season & the fans will be flocking back to Tannadice.
Anyway I'm going for a league title by some margin.
Cups - I hope we get a decent run in them cos it can help league form too.
PotY - Sir Scott Fraser
MIYP - Scott Allardice/Matty Smith
Top scorer - Paddy Power 20 goals
Disappointment - a great season but with jobbies on our sleeves

Swing_kinker · 13/7/2017 7:56 pm

League - ....hmmm.... I'll go first by a bawhair
LC - Quarter final
Scottish - quarter final
Irn Bru - semi final
POTY - Briels
YPOTY - Allardice
Top Scorer - James Keatings
Disappointment - Billy King

Tek · 13/7/2017 7:59 pm

smedDUm wrote:
C'mon Tek, you can do better than that!
Ray McKinnon is going to get it right this season & the fans will be flocking back to Tannadice.

I'm not 12 years old anymore (unfortunately) SmeDUm.

My days of 'blind faith' in DUFC are long long gone.

And with good reason.

P.s. i (as ever) wait to be pleasantly surpised/silenced and be entertained with some free-flowing,fast and cavalier football.

I won't hold my breath however.

Andy · 14/7/2017 5:33 am

League: Winners.

Scottish: drawn at Ibrox in first round and oot.

League cup: group stage.

Irn Bru: quarters.

Poty: McMullan

Ypoty: M Smith

Top scorer: Keatings

SimpleasFtd · 14/7/2017 8:16 am

League Winners by a mile

LC Group Stage

Scottish last 16

Irn Bru Out early if Dev squad played (which i hope is the case)

POTY McMullan

YPOTY Allardice

Top Scorer Keatings

Biggest disappointment Not having remortgaged my house to put it on United winning the league

14/7/2017 8:52 am

League - 1st, but a final day nerve shredder
LC - Quarter finals
Scottish - luck of the draw - semis if the league form is good
Irn Bru - don't care. Enjoyed it last season but hope we play the devs

POTY - Durnan
YPOTY - Does Fraser qualify?
Top Scorer - Keatings
Disappointment - Billy King or Nkoyi

CCX2 2010 · 14/7/2017 9:08 am

As things stand.

League - mid table (need about 5 players)
League cup - who knows should, qualify as highest place runner up.
Scottish cup- no further than 1/4 unless we get some kind draws.
Irn bru- winners again.

Poty Keating (solid signing)
Young player Scott Fraser

Drew Peacock · 14/7/2017 9:37 am

League - 2nd. Playoff winS
Scottish Cup - Don't care
Irn Bru Cup - Don't Care.
POTY - Keatings
YPOTY - McMullan
Top scorer - Keatings 25+ goals.
Most Improved - Fraser
Worst Signing - Memhet

Dont care if we are out of all cups early, priority needs to be promotion.

15/7/2017 9:10 am

League - first by a mile
Scottish Cup - QF
Bet Fred - out in round after group stages
Irn Buroo - Dev squad out in first round
Poty - Murdoch
Ypoty - McMullan
Top scorer - to be signed
Most Improved - Toshney 👿
Worst signing - just for once we won't have one 😊

Tek · 19/5/2018 4:49 pm

smedDUm wrote:
C'mon Tek, you can do better than that!
Ray McKinnon is going to get it right this season & the fans will be flocking back to Tannadice.
Anyway I'm going for a league title by some margin.

👀

JerryDungle · 19/5/2018 5:53 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
League: doom

Scottish: gloom

League cup: despair

Irn bru: winners: followed by mass suicide of fans

Poty: none: all shite

Ypoty: none: youth system condemned

Top scorer: Jordie Briels in Liquid.

Turned out to be pretty much bang on, aside from the Mickey Mouse Cup.

Got the lottery numbers for tonight?

Last edited by JerryDungle (19/5/2018 5:55 pm)