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01/10/2014 9:20 pm  #1


Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 1/Game 6

4 numbers fae 1 tae 44 please.

 

01/10/2014 10:12 pm  #2


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14 05
19 38

 

01/10/2014 10:43 pm  #3


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Thanks Andy (good cunt).

The 5th game of Round 1 saw a rather easy victory for Aussie sex-offender ROLF HARRIS who received 7 votes and will now enter the 2nd Round as a top seed.Joining him in the 2nd Round (ulbeit unseeded) will be former Sun Editor KELVIN MACKENZIE  who finished in 2nd place.Given the level of competition in this tournament Jack Straw and Vladimir Putin ran out of the running to be crowned 'Ultimate Cunt' without even receiving a single vote.

Round 1/Game 6 -
Ruth Davidson -


V's

Andy Walker -


V's

David Beckham -


V's

Nick Robinson -


VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Thursday 2nd October) AT 10PM
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Cunts through Round 1 -

1.Kenny Clark (S)
2.The Queen
3.George W.Bush (S)
4.Ian Durrant
5.Jim Murphy (S)
6.Robert Mugabe
7.Nick Griffin (S)
8.Alistair Darling
9.Rolf Harris (S)
10.Kelvin MacKenzie
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Nick Clegg
2.Luis Suarez
3.Piers Morgan
4.Jeremy Kyle
5.Johann Lamont
6.Nacho Novo
7.Ed Miliband
8.John Barrowman
9.Vladimir Putin
10.Jack Straw
 

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01/10/2014 10:46 pm  #4


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Would've been Ruth before the referendum but it's Nick the propagandist now.

 

01/10/2014 10:52 pm  #5


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Andy Walker.

Cannae go that wee bastard.

No just cos of the proRangers/Celtic pish he havers on SKY either.

He once sat across fae me in a train going fae ek tae Glasgow.As i got up off the train he kinda had a smirk on his face towards me and i thought 'whits that wee prick looking so smug aboot'?

Got off the train and realised i'de left the holdall i had put in the seat across fae me on the train,just as it pulled away.The wee shite had obviously seen me do this and instead of telling me,just decided tae leave it.Infact he clearly found it funny.Took me over 2 and a half hours of fucking about/waiting at Glasgow Central to get it back.Had my wee boy with me aswell as we were going away for a wee break.Thanks Andy.

Absolute wee prick.

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01/10/2014 11:17 pm  #6


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Walker, the cunt that he is.


"Don't F*cking ever offer me that again!"
 

02/10/2014 5:21 am  #7


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Almost went for the cunt Walker because of TEK's story but Nick Robinson is too high up on my cunt list to ignore.

I imagine he's a peado too.

 

02/10/2014 6:20 am  #8


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apart fae your story tek (it is a wee bit funny ) i've got a lot of time for Andy Walker...always very complimentary towards utd imho


gonna go for the tory shemale

 

02/10/2014 7:11 am  #9


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Walker is a cunt for doing that to TEK, but apart from that I can't say he gets on my tits for anything else, i can usually zone out of his commentary if he is talking pish.

I don't mind Beckham at all, seems to be more hated by some of the English than us, done well to get where he is with his limited intelligence and with having no left foot. Getting behind the better together campaign just reeked of someone telling him to stand there and say this... I don't think he was bothered either way.

Ruth Davidson just needs a good deep dicking to sort her out, I nominate Andy Walker for TEK to do the job!

So that leaves the cunt Robinson, a cunt before the referendum and chief cunt amongst the BBC reporters now. Everyone saw his spin during the coverage, don't need to go into to much detail to say my cunt nomination goes to cunty cunto himself Nick the dick Robinson. Cunt.

 

02/10/2014 8:19 am  #10


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Nick Robinson! CUNT!

 

02/10/2014 10:17 am  #11


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I'll go Ruth Davidson because if you said "can I get ma holdall" to her I'll bet she wouldnae laugh 


Hear their shout, hear their roar
They've probably had a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hooray, hooray, hooray, yeah
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
 

02/10/2014 11:31 am  #12


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Dam dam. Ruth "I love cunt" Davidson and Nick "I am A Cunt" Robinson in the same vote.

Has to be Nick "I am A Cunt" Robinson. A tory boy loving cunt, the worst type of cunt. I really detest this cunt.

Andy Walker should go in a dedicated Football/Sports people cunt vote - A new competition for the future maybe. lol.

 

02/10/2014 12:47 pm  #13


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Andy "Its ok to dive in the box" Walker.
I've actually met Ruth Davidson when I took the kids from the school I teach at to the Scottish Parliament. Despite her horrible views she was actually very nice.


Too much commotion
 

02/10/2014 5:29 pm  #14


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lifesanocean wrote:

Andy "Its ok to dive in the box" Walker.
I've actually met Ruth Davidson when I took the kids from the school I teach at to the Scottish Parliament. Despite her horrible views she was actually very nice.

uncle Tom
 

Nick Robinson.  Tory cunt


Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
 

02/10/2014 5:42 pm  #15


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Davidson, Tory cunt

 

02/10/2014 8:17 pm  #16


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huntedbyafreak wrote:

lifesanocean wrote:

Andy "Its ok to dive in the box" Walker.
I've actually met Ruth Davidson when I took the kids from the school I teach at to the Scottish Parliament. Despite her horrible views she was actually very nice.

uncle Tom
 

Nick Robinson.  Tory cunt

Come here and say that ;-)
 


Too much commotion
 

02/10/2014 9:06 pm  #17


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Score Update -

Nick Robinson - 5
Ruth Davidson - 3
Andy Walker - 3
David Beckham - 0

*Nick Robinson has now WON the tie.Need 1 more vote for either Davidson or Walker to decide who goes through in 2nd place*

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02/10/2014 9:21 pm  #18


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It would be Ruth with PR!

 

02/10/2014 9:34 pm  #19


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lifesanocean wrote:

huntedbyafreak wrote:

lifesanocean wrote:

Andy "Its ok to dive in the box" Walker.
I've actually met Ruth Davidson when I took the kids from the school I teach at to the Scottish Parliament. Despite her horrible views she was actually very nice.

uncle Tom
 

Nick Robinson. Tory cunt

Come here and say that ;-)
 

I'll shout it at you at the next match
 


Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
 

02/10/2014 9:53 pm  #20


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huntedbyafreak wrote:

lifesanocean wrote:

huntedbyafreak wrote:


uncle Tom
 

Nick Robinson. Tory cunt

Come here and say that ;-)
 

I'll shout it at you at the next match
 

 
Ok then, when we bumped into her rather than being polite  I should have gave her some homophobic abuse then rapped her in the puss in front of the bairns. She actually knew our school. Then again thats probably because we're usually the only school in Scotland  below Buckhaven High (where she is seemingly from) in the league tables so she was probably taking pity on us.


Too much commotion
 

02/10/2014 10:09 pm  #21


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I saw her in Glasgow on a Saturday night in Glasgow about 6 months ago and shouted 'Fat Arse' 


Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
 

02/10/2014 10:20 pm  #22


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Absolutely hate Andy walker, but the referendum wound is still too raw, going with that Tory scumbag Robinson.

 

02/10/2014 10:28 pm  #23


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Glasgow is tangerine wrote:

Absolutely hate Andy walker, but the referendum wound is still too raw, going with that Tory scumbag Robinson.

Robinson's awready won.

Give us a vote for who goes through in 2nd please,if you're still online.
 

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02/10/2014 10:32 pm  #24


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Oh well in that case Ruth Davidson gets the vote.... Only thing more pathetic than a Tory is a Scottish tory.

 

02/10/2014 10:36 pm  #25


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Glasgow is tangerine wrote:

Oh well in that case Ruth Davidson gets the vote.... Only thing more pathetic than a Tory is a Scottish tory.

Thank You.

Full Time -
Nick Robinson - 5
Ruth Davidson - 4
Andy Walker - 3
David Beckham - 0
 

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