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10/1/2017 10:57 pm  #1


Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - The Final

The 2nd Semi Final of this long long tournament witnessed an easy victory registered for Dundonian born Uber-Hun extroardinaire Derek Johnstone.

He will now rightfully take his place in the Grand Final of this epic competition after easily seeing-off Neil Lennon 8-2 (this despite Lennon taking an early lead).

This now of course guarantees an 'All Hun' Final of monumental proportions between two 'out and out' Hun cunt bastards.But who will win and be crowned Tekel Towers ULTIMATE OLD FIRM CUNT?You decide.

The Final -

Derek Johnstone - Rangers CUNT 1970-1983+1985-1986 

Born - Dundee,Scotland (4th November 1953)
Cuntish Traits - Staunchness,Wannabee Weegieness

V's

Nacho Novo - Rangers CUNT 2004-2010


Born - Ferrol,Galicia,Spain (26th March 1979)
Cuntish Traits - Disloyalty,Money grabber,Love rat,bigot

VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Wednesday 11th January) at 10pm
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Cunts Through Round 1 -


1.Jock Wallace (S)
2.Bob Malcolm
3.Derek Johnstone (S)
4.Graham Roberts
5.Mark Hately (S)
6.Lee McCulloch
7.Murdo MacLeod (S)
8.Craig Burley
9.Scott Brown (S)
10.Aiden McGeady
11.Ian Black (S)
12.Davie Cooper
13.Nacho Novo (S)
14.Walter Smith
15.Andy Goram (S)
16.Kenny Miller
17.Anthony Stokes (S)
18.Alan Hutton
19.Leigh Griffiths (S)
20.Terry Butcher
21.Tosh McKinlay (S)
22.Gazza
23.Sandy Jardine (S)
24.Rab Douglas
25.Neil Lennon (S)
26.Gregor Stevens
27.Ian Ferguson (S)
28.El Hadji Diouf
29.Chris Sutton (S)
30.Ally McCoist
31.Graeme Souness (S)
32.Kirk Broadfoot
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Jonathan Gould
2.Ian Wright
3.Kris Boyd
4.Roy Keane
5.Barry Ferguson
6.Andy Walker
7.Kyle Lafferty
8.John Hartson
9.Jackie McNamara
10.Martin O'Neill
11.Bobo Balde
12.Ian Durrant
13.Paolo Di Canio
14.John Brown
15.Scott Nisbet
16.Alan Thompson
17.Alex MacDonald
18.Mo Johnston
19.Frank McAvennie
20.Frank McGarvey
21.Artur Boruc
22.Rino Gattuso
23.Vladimir Weiss
24.John Collins
25.Davie Provan
26.Pierre Van Hooijdonk
27.Derek Ferguson
28.Mark Viduka
29.Terry Hurlock
30.Peter Grant
31.Charlie Nicholas
32.Mark McGhee
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Old Firm Cunts - Round 2 Results -

1.Graeme Souness 4 -5 Lee McCulloch
2.Murdo MacLeod 9 -0 Gazza
3.Anthony Stokes 5 -7 Davie Cooper
4.Chris Sutton 3 -8 Kirk Broadfoot
5.Leigh Griffiths 9 -0 Bob Malcolm
6.Neil Lennon - 11 -5 Ally McCoist
7.Scott Brown 11 -1 Rab Douglas
8.Jock Wallace 8 -3 Craig Burley
9.Ian Ferguson 8 -2 Aiden McGeady
10.Sandy Jardine 8 -0 Kenny Miller
11.Andy Goram 7 -2 Gregor Stevens
12.Tosh McKinlay 10 -1 Terry Butcher
13.Mark Hately 5 -1 El Hadji Diouf
14.Derek Johnstone 9 -1 Alan Hutton
15.Nacho Novo 7 -3 Graham Roberts
16.Ian Black 1 -10 Walter Smith
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Round 3 Results -

1.Sandy Jardine 6-2 Mark Hately
2.Nacho Novo 5-2 Tosh McKinlay
3.Scott Brown 5-4 Leigh Griffiths
4.Jock Wallace 2-5 Walter Smith
5.Davie Cooper 7-0 Kirk Broadfoot
6.Neil Lennon 5-2 Lee McCulloch
7.Derek Johnstone 5-1 Murdo MacLeod
8.Andy Goram 4-3 Ian Ferguson
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Quarter Final Results -

1.Derek Johnstone 5-3 Andy Goram
2.Walter Smith 3-4 Nacho Novo
3.Sandy Jardine 6-0 Scott Brown
4.Davie Cooper 5-6 Neil Lennon
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Semi Final Results -

1.Nacho Novo 5-3 Sandy Jardine
2.Neil Lennon 2-8 Derek Johnstone
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The Final -

1.



 

 

10/1/2017 11:29 pm  #2


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - The Final

A huge number of cunts have been involved in this competition. Gladly Tek, you clearly aren't one, top marks for perseverance too.

I'll give my vote soon.

 

11/1/2017 12:30 am  #3


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The fat (h)un - still in shock at NN getting to the Final 

It's been a good laugh though TEK through 3 mobile phone contracts and a laptop for you! 

 

11/1/2017 6:12 am  #4


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - The Final

DJ because he shows up everything that's wrong with our game - the firm belief it's all about the OF and the rest don't matter a fuck.

Novo would prob win ultimate rat-passed cunt.

 

11/1/2017 7:04 am  #5


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DJ


Too much commotion
 

11/1/2017 8:15 am  #6


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Foo Kin Twat wrote:

The fat (h)un - still in shock at NN getting to the Final

It's been a good laugh though TEK through 3 mobile phone contracts and a laptop for you!

It's actually been 2 laptops lol....and 3 phones.True story.

My vote goes to Ratcho 🐀

A truly horrible wee guy.
 

     Thread Starter
 

11/1/2017 9:08 am  #7


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - The Final

Johnstone, please Tek: is there a trophy for the cunt?

 

11/1/2017 9:34 am  #8


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NN for me the CUNT

 

11/1/2017 4:23 pm  #9


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Derek Johnstone  - what TheShed said

 

11/1/2017 8:39 pm  #10


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - The Final

Fat hun cunt wins out over wannabe hun cunt (just)

 

12/1/2017 11:15 am  #11


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DJ

 

12/1/2017 9:23 pm  #12


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - The Final

Full Time -

Derek Johnstone - 7
Nacho Novo - 2

Winner of the Tekel Towers Ultimate Old Firm CUNT 
Derek Johnstone - Rangers CUNT 1970-1983+1985-1986 

Born - Dundee,Scotland (4th November 1953)
Cuntish Traits - Staunchness,Wannabee Weegieness
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Cunts Through Round 1 -


1.Jock Wallace (S)
2.Bob Malcolm
3.Derek Johnstone (S)
4.Graham Roberts
5.Mark Hately (S)
6.Lee McCulloch
7.Murdo MacLeod (S)
8.Craig Burley
9.Scott Brown (S)
10.Aiden McGeady
11.Ian Black (S)
12.Davie Cooper
13.Nacho Novo (S)
14.Walter Smith
15.Andy Goram (S)
16.Kenny Miller
17.Anthony Stokes (S)
18.Alan Hutton
19.Leigh Griffiths (S)
20.Terry Butcher
21.Tosh McKinlay (S)
22.Gazza
23.Sandy Jardine (S)
24.Rab Douglas
25.Neil Lennon (S)
26.Gregor Stevens
27.Ian Ferguson (S)
28.El Hadji Diouf
29.Chris Sutton (S)
30.Ally McCoist
31.Graeme Souness (S)
32.Kirk Broadfoot
____________________________________________________________________________________
Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Jonathan Gould
2.Ian Wright
3.Kris Boyd
4.Roy Keane
5.Barry Ferguson
6.Andy Walker
7.Kyle Lafferty
8.John Hartson
9.Jackie McNamara
10.Martin O'Neill
11.Bobo Balde
12.Ian Durrant
13.Paolo Di Canio
14.John Brown
15.Scott Nisbet
16.Alan Thompson
17.Alex MacDonald
18.Mo Johnston
19.Frank McAvennie
20.Frank McGarvey
21.Artur Boruc
22.Rino Gattuso
23.Vladimir Weiss
24.John Collins
25.Davie Provan
26.Pierre Van Hooijdonk
27.Derek Ferguson
28.Mark Viduka
29.Terry Hurlock
30.Peter Grant
31.Charlie Nicholas
32.Mark McGhee
__________________________________________________________________________________
Old Firm Cunts - Round 2 Results -

1.Graeme Souness 4 -5 Lee McCulloch
2.Murdo MacLeod 9 -0 Gazza
3.Anthony Stokes 5 -7 Davie Cooper
4.Chris Sutton 3 -8 Kirk Broadfoot
5.Leigh Griffiths 9 -0 Bob Malcolm
6.Neil Lennon - 11 -5 Ally McCoist
7.Scott Brown 11 -1 Rab Douglas
8.Jock Wallace 8 -3 Craig Burley
9.Ian Ferguson 8 -2 Aiden McGeady
10.Sandy Jardine 8 -0 Kenny Miller
11.Andy Goram 7 -2 Gregor Stevens
12.Tosh McKinlay 10 -1 Terry Butcher
13.Mark Hately 5 -1 El Hadji Diouf
14.Derek Johnstone 9 -1 Alan Hutton
15.Nacho Novo 7 -3 Graham Roberts
16.Ian Black 1 -10 Walter Smith
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Round 3 Results -

1.Sandy Jardine 6-2 Mark Hately
2.Nacho Novo 5-2 Tosh McKinlay
3.Scott Brown 5-4 Leigh Griffiths
4.Jock Wallace 2-5 Walter Smith
5.Davie Cooper 7-0 Kirk Broadfoot
6.Neil Lennon 5-2 Lee McCulloch
7.Derek Johnstone 5-1 Murdo MacLeod
8.Andy Goram 4-3 Ian Ferguson
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Quarter Final Results -

1.Derek Johnstone 5-3 Andy Goram
2.Walter Smith 3-4 Nacho Novo
3.Sandy Jardine 6-0 Scott Brown
4.Davie Cooper 5-6 Neil Lennon
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Semi Final Results -

1.Nacho Novo 5-3 Sandy Jardine
2.Neil Lennon 2-8 Derek Johnstone
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The Final -

1.Derek Johnstone 7-2 Nacho Novo
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Thanks to all who voted as per and apologies again about all the disruption to this competition.I never had much luck with technology in recent months.

Now if someone could give me 4 numbers from 1 to 32 please we will get the new music competition started tonight with any luck.


 

     Thread Starter
 

12/1/2017 10:30 pm  #13


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - The Final

3, 7, 15 and 22.

Well done, Tek, on the competition and proving BFDJ is indeed a huge cunt.

 

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