On Friday nicht, some freends oe mine were in the Hoor Coarner. They're no Arabs or Dees, in fact they have no interest in futba whatsoever.

They told me that around 9 o'clock, a load of Dundee supporters came in, kicking chairs, banging tables and shouting for Hartley to be sacked. Bain is a useless chunt etc.

No thinkin, I sayed to them, but the Dundee Herts game wouldna have finished till the back of 9. Then realised that they had walked out at half-time.

Of coorse, they all missed their team scoring 3 goals and winning the game, and by half 9, Hartley and co. were the world's latest superheroes.

Talk about Dum and Dummer.