Have you ever made a cunt of yourself in Mickey Coyles whilst watching a Scotland Italy game?

Getting in early

Who calls the shots and rules the roost in Chez LAO?

What age are you and where do you bide?

Having stayed in both Fife and Forfar have you even taken part in a ritualistic murder?

Why did you start supporting DUFC?

If you were offered $10000000 to have a sex change, who would you model yerself on LAO?

huntedbyafreak wrote:

Having stayed in both Fife and Forfar have you even taken part in a ritualistic murder?

Alas no but I knew the family of the lassie who got murdered in Tayport (the Dewars), they drank in my mum and dads pub.  The boy that killed her was a little fucking rat, a total nobody. It was a total waste.  Totally shocked Tayport.
 

Tek wrote:

Why did you start supporting DUFC?

My dad played Junior football and I grew up watching him but I distinctly remember him saying to me around age 5 or 6, "If you want to learn about football, Dundee United are the team to watch."  Him and my grandad took me to a Utd Celtic game around 83/84 which I have no recollection of.  Dad told me him and my grandad fell out with a copper for shouting at me for having my legs pitchside when I was sitting on the dyke at the front of the Shed.  The first game I remember going to was in 1985 where we cuffed Dundee 4-0 in a midweek game.  Bannon and Alex Taylor scored.  I was in total awe.  Hooked.
 

I really like the song Lifes an Ocean by the Verve on a Northern Soul.  Specifically, there is a live version of it on Jools Holland which is just amazing in my opinion.  I really like the Verve's 1st album as well.  The Stone Roses are my faves though, along with the Happy Mondays.  The Verve are from Wigan btw.



 

Last edited by lifesanocean (12/6/2015 7:15 pm)

lifesanocean wrote:

Mickeys.  Made an absolute cunt of myself right enough.  Was trolleyed watching the Scoptland v Italy decider and lost the rag when Italy got that well dodgy free-kick that led to their goal.  Gobbed on the telly. Absolute clown.  Suffice to say, I'll never live it down.  If the missus hadn't been about 7 months preggers at the time she would've murdered me that night. Especially when HBAF and the like bring it up when they are in the mood to give me a slagging.

Gave myself a Hysel style ban from watching Scotland in Dundee whihc only ended about 3 years ago. 

Mrs LAO relents and allows her hubbie to go watch Eire v Scotland after all.....


 

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bowers wrote:

Best stadium visisted to watch itd
Worst stadium visited to watcb utd.

I like Easter Road actually, Tynecastle is good as well.  I actually am one of those people who actually likes Hampden (post renovation, it was a fucking toilet before).  We always make a cracking noise there.  I wish it was more like that at Tannadice these days.

Worst:  Pittodrie.  An absolute disgrace.

I went to Firs Park to watch Cowdenbeath when my dad was the boss there.  Took the missus too.  Had to be seen to be belied.  I was actually a nice sunny day so it had a certain charm to it.

Bloomfield Road though is the worst ever (Blackpool) went there in 1988 with my Sunday football team on our end of season trip.  Fuck me.  The only thing worse was the game.