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Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' Royal Rumble!
Mr TEK of Tekel Towers is taking a much deserved break from doing the competitions for the time being. Tek has been doing them pretty much nonstop since he started the forum, so for that I say a very sincere thank you!
After this competition is tidied up and finished off I will be doing the next one. If anybody else would like to do the one after that then feel free to send a PM to the boss man himself. The next one will be the Tek Towers Ultimate 80's Movie Competition!
So lets crack this one on the head. Its simple, every man for themselves, Royal Rumble-esque winner takes all. Below are the names of all the celebrities left in the competition and just say who you would think would emerge victorious!
Voting closes tomorow morning at 9am. In a result of a tie breaker it will go to the person with the most votes in the previous round.
Lets get ready to rumble....
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=16px EDDIE IZZARD
=16px WILL.I.AM
=16px GEORGE GALLOWAY
=16px SIR KENNETH BRANAGH
=16pxSTEPHEN MERCHANT
=16pxSHAUN RYDER
=16pxROB BRYDON
=16pxJAMES McAVOY
=16pxTOM HANKS
=16pxLENNY HENRY
=16pxRUSSELL BRAND
=16pxJUDE LAW
=16pxIRVINE WELSH
=16pxMARK OWEN
=16pxWILLIE MILLER
=16pxCOLIN FIRTH
=16pxCALVIN HARRIS
=16pxBOB MORTIMER
=16pxSTEVE COOGAN
=16pxJIM SPENCE
=16pxPAOLO NUTINI
=16pxDANIEL RADCLIFFE
=16pxCRAIG CHARLES
=16pxDAVID TENNANT
=16pxROBERT DOWNEY JR
=16pxJOHN TRAVOLTA
=16pxRORY McILROY
=16pxMICHAEL BUBLE
=16pxJAMES NESBITT
=16pxBRADLEY WIGGINS
=16pxPRINCE HARRY
=16pxWILL FERRELL
- Sieb22
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Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' Royal Rumble!
Shaun Ryder!
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Thread Starter- Hamiltonarab
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Sounds good Sieb!
Now if he was 20 years younger and not off his tits all the time I would have went Shaun Ryder, but I'm not. Going to go Craig Charles, he's got a bit of fight!
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Sieb you're a good lad mate 
My vote goes tae Sir Lenny Henry.
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Craig Charles
Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
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Craig Charles
Too much commotion
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Craig Charles for me tae
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Jail time and crack habit
Nails
Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
- David_Blunkett
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Wee Jum would leather the lot of them, at the same time.
"Don't F*cking ever offer me that again!"
- Foo Kin Twat
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I'd rather see what damage
would inflict on our latest signing....
OOH YEAAA!!!
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Spencey
We don't give a damn what the others say
We'll cheer on United all the way
For we are the Terrors of Tannadice
- Sieb22
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Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' Royal Rumble!
The final bell has rung, the rumble is over!
Here is your winner for Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' is...
Pleased with his win Craig Charles goes out celebrating with his friend Kryten but has a bit too much to drink...
Congratulations to the winner, the losers will now have to have a good hard look at themselves.
Thanks to everyone for taking part in the competition! 
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Thread Starter- Macho Man
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Foo Kin Twat wrote:
I'd rather see what damage
would inflict on our latest signing....
OOH YEAAA!!!
Now I'm a little bit upset at this post. You people from the United Kingdom of England might worship this man as being an all time great in the world of wrestling, but has he EVER had the gold wrapped round his waist? Has he EVER had the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Championship Belt in his possession? Has he EVER had the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship Belt hanging over his shoulder?
No. Do you wanna know why? He couldn't mount the top turnbuckle, encapsulate the vibe from the crowd, turn that positive energy into raw power and emotion and magestically leap 12 feet across the ring, land the biggest elbow into the solar plexus of his opponent and pin him down for the 1...... 2...... 3........
Also because he never wrestled in the WWF, but thats a mere technicality.
The fact of the matter is that I would beat that guy with the silly name (unlike my name, Randy Mario Poffo), I'd pound him into the matt and pin him to get the win. Land of Hope and Glory would be blasting out over the sound system and the pyrotechnics would be going off left right and centre as I triumphantly make my way back to the dressing room to make sweet, sweet love to Miss Elizabeth.
Just remember - no pyro.... NO PARTY!!
Ooooohhhhhhh yeeeaaaaaah!!!!
Oooooohhhh yeeeeeaaaaaah!!