Tekel Towers » Friday's Fan Focus #7

Tek · 01/5/2015 8:38 am

Just putting this thread up nice+early today before i get too busy later.

Give everyone plenty of notice.

8-9pm,as per.

Foo Kin Twat · 01/5/2015 2:08 pm

FFS Waffelz ...... let the pair laddie get warmed up first!

Cameron or Farage (or Enoch)?

lifesanocean · 01/5/2015 2:44 pm

Jenny Marra: HYOHYN?????

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 6:56 pm

Foo Kin Twat wrote:
FFS Waffelz ...... let the pair laddie get warmed up first!

Cameron or Farage (or Enoch)?

For what? Probably go for Cameron as he's just a Tory wanker rather than a racist Tory wanker

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 6:57 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
Jenny Marra: HYOHYN?????

I have not although I do know her. Nice lassie not keen on her politics though. Her brother sits behind me at Tannadice. Another nice guy.

Career politicians though

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huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 7:01 pm

Btw just in case folk don't know me personally. I'm 39. From Dundee. Lived here most my life. Been a season ticket holder for years. Leave early a lot

Tek · 01/5/2015 7:03 pm

Why did you start supporting Dundee Utd?

european_bob · 01/5/2015 7:06 pm

Have you ever tried to sook your own boaby?

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 7:07 pm

Tek wrote:
Why did you start supporting Dundee Utd?

My dad is a Dee. So I suppose I could quite easily have had a lifetime of trophy virginess. Both my folk were teachers and when my mum returned to work after having a few years off after having me she farmed me out to my auntie who had 4 sons who were Arabs who brainwashed me. My dad hates them still to this day. I still sit beside 3 of them to this day. Been through a lot of highs and lows with them

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 7:08 pm

european_bob wrote:
Have you ever tried to sook your own boaby?

Once. Pished. Miles away. Not agile enough. Fuck all to do with size of Nairobi I hasten to add

european_bob · 01/5/2015 7:08 pm

Best childhood memory supporting United and your childhood footballing hero (any team)?

St Obswell · 01/5/2015 7:11 pm

Have you ever went in the goals for a game of 5 a side?

Tek · 01/5/2015 7:11 pm

What one of Tobin's murders is your personal favourite?

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 7:13 pm

european_bob wrote:
Best childhood memory supporting United and your childhood footballing hero (any team)?

Best childhood memory was probably Den 83. Was 7 and tbf to my old boy he took me to the game. Remember the celebrations at the goals rather than the goals. Remember wandering off as well and getting lost and my name getting called over the tannoid at Dens and having to find a policeman to tell him I was lost. TCKeay was rammed?

Childhood hero was Luggy. First United strip had number 10 on it.

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 7:14 pm

St Obswell wrote:
Have you ever went in the goals for a game of 5 a side?

LOL

My fav position now

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 7:14 pm

Tek wrote:
What one of Tobin's murders is your personal favourite?

An undiscovered one.

St Obswell · 01/5/2015 7:14 pm

Is Barry Constablle's knob as bent as his eyes

Tek · 01/5/2015 7:15 pm

BEST and

WOST

Utd player you've witnessed in the flesh and why?

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 7:15 pm

St Obswell wrote:
Is Barry Constablle's knob as bent as his eyes

FFS

You ken him better than me mate

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 7:19 pm

Tek wrote:
BEST and

WOST

Utd player you've witnessed in the flesh and why?

Best Narey. Utter class player. Had everything. Pace, strength, passing ability. A hero. Should have a street named after him. 600+ appearances.

Worst. Tonny Mols. Fucking rank. A rank team. Even his fucking name is spelt wrong. Mind he rugby tackled an Ayr player in last min of Scottish cup tie. Sieb saved it

european_bob · 01/5/2015 7:19 pm

Favourite crisps?

Favourite away ground and craziest away day?

Ideal celebrity woman?

european_bob · 01/5/2015 7:23 pm

If money was no option what player would you sign for United and what ground improvement would you make to Tanny (or would you build a new Stadium)?

If you could pick a season where you could play in a United squad, what one would it have been?

Who would play you in a big screen biopic of yourself?

If you could bring back something from the footballing past into the modern game, what would it be?

Cheers!

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 7:24 pm

european_bob wrote:
Favourite crisps?

Favourite away ground and craziest away day?

Ideal celebrity woman?

Fav crisp Salt and Vinegar Walkers

Fav away ground Easter Road or Tynecastle. Easy enough to get to by train. Loads of boozers as well.

Craziest away day? Had a few drunk as fuck days at Easter Road. Never been lifted or that. I'm a good boy. I always behave. Usually just end up pished and fall asleep in spare room or sofa. Been a few years since I've went AWOL for days after a match.

Ideal celeb woman. Abi Titmuss. Great tits. Posh accent. Utter filth as well

lifesanocean · 01/5/2015 7:24 pm

Whats your favourite Paul Paton goal?

european_bob · 01/5/2015 7:25 pm

huntedbyafreak wrote:
european_bob wrote:
Have you ever tried to sook your own boaby?
Once. Pished. Miles away. Not agile enough. Fuck all to do with size of Nairobi I hasten to add