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28/4/2015 10:12 pm  #1


Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 20

2 numbers from 1 to 26 please.

 

28/4/2015 10:49 pm  #2


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 20

7 and 10

 

29/4/2015 12:07 am  #3


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 20

Many thanks Pat.

The 19th fight of the tournament (christ almighty) witnessed a strong win registered for STEVE COOGAN,who will now progress through to the 2nd Round,after defeating the foppish figure of Hugh Grant.The fight started when the bumbling Grant accidentaly bumped over Coogan's pint of Boddington's at a Bafta awards aftershow party.The stammering Grant immediately apologised profusely but the half-cut Coogan had already taken umbrage at this misdemeanour and in full Partridge mode roared "AHHH HAA" in the face of the dazzled Grant and then proceeded to land a powerful karate chop just under Shuggie's left ear to send him instantly to sleep.Apparently Coogan then swaggered away into the cool night air,triumphantly singing 'The Winner Takes It All'.And on that bombshell,we wish Shuggie arabest.

Round 1/Game 20 -

Jim Spence

DoB - Mysteriously Unknown
Age - 50 *something*
Place of Birth - Dundee (Scotland)
Height - 5'7" when his barnets cut..(6'2" when he let's it grow out a bit)

V's

Shane Richie

DoB - March 11th 1964
Age - 51
Place of Birth - Kensington,London (England)
Height - 6'0"

VOTING CLOSES LATER TODAY (Wednesday 29th April) AT 9PM
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1.EDDIE IZZARD 6 -4 Simon Pegg
2.Ricky Gervais 2 -3 WILL.I.AM
3.GEORGE GALLOWAY 7 -1 Chris Martin
4.SIR KENNETH BRANAGH 6 -5 Owen Wilson
5.David Cameron 2 -8 STEPHEN MERCHANT
6.SHAUN RYDER 9 -0 Louis Theroux
7.ROB BRYDON 7 -1 Declan Donnelly
8.JAMES McAVOY 6 -5 John Lydon
9.TOM HANKS 7 -2 Tim Henman
10.LENNY HENRY 9 -0 Davie Provan
11.Duncan Bannantyne 2 - 5 RUSSELL BRAND
12.JUDE LAW 8 -0 Bono
13.IRVINE WELSH 7 -0 Jonathan Ross
14.MARK OWEN 5 -4 Phillip Schofield
15.WILLIE MILLER 6 -5 Lewis Hamilton
16.COLIN FIRTH 8 -0 Adrian Chiles
17.John McKay 2 -3 CALVIN HARRIS
18.Dermot O'Leary 1 -5 BOB MORTIMER
19.STEVE COOGAN 6 -2 Hugh Grant

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29/4/2015 7:25 am  #4


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 20

Cherry Reds right in the Albert Halls, Spencey fir me


We don't give a damn what the others say
We'll cheer on United all the way
For we are the Terrors of Tannadice
 
 

29/4/2015 8:46 am  #5


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 20

Spencey wins with a dramatic Eastenders twist, following help from this guy to make it a 2 on 1, who may or may not be his long lost son.

Cue Eastenders end theme...
 

 

29/4/2015 8:53 am  #6


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 20

Richie flys into a rage and charges at Sir James after rumour breaks out in the 'Vic that Spency's been shagging Kat,on the sly.

But Spency summons up the fire and pure,mad mentalistic behaviour he exhibited when running with the Shimmy and puts Shane on his arse with a hard,decisive roundhouse that connects sweetly on Alfie's chin.

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29/4/2015 3:33 pm  #7


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 20

Spence to diSpence with Alfie Moon.

 

29/4/2015 4:18 pm  #8


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 20

Spency to electrocute Shane using his unlimited resource of static electricity from his Barnet.

 

29/4/2015 5:07 pm  #9


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 20

Spency will ambush Shane where and when he least expects it like what he did to Pat Fenlon at Tannadice. Shane will run a mile screaming for his Kat.


Too much commotion
 

29/4/2015 8:18 pm  #10


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 20

Spencey with an incisive law inspired uppercut.

 

29/4/2015 8:41 pm  #11


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 20

Full Time -

Jim Spence - 7
Shane Richie - 0

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