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Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 16
2 numbers from 1 to 34 please.
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6 - 2
Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
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Many thanks Sir.
The 15th fight of the tournament witnessed a dour,defensive,but ultimately successful performance that saw crabbit auld baldy bastardin' Weegie sheep cunt WILLIE MILLER defeat young ladyboy Lewis Hamilton.The fight was a dull affair that went into extra time and was only won after Hamilton was put into a sleep-induced coma after listening to Miller prattle on about Gothenburg for approx 47 hours.
Round 1/Game 16 -
Colin Firth
DoB - 10th September 1960
Age - 54
Place of Birth - Grayshott (England)
Height - 6'1"
V's
Adrian Chiles
DoB - 21st March 1967
Age - 48
Place of Birth Quinton,Birmingham (England)
Height - 6'0"
VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Friday 24th April) AT 3.30PM
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1.EDDIE IZZARD 6 -4 Simon Pegg
2.Ricky Gervais 2 -3 WILL.I.AM
3.GEORGE GALLOWAY 7 -1 Chris Martin
4.SIR KENNETH BRANAGH 6 -5 Owen Wilson
5.David Cameron 2 -8 STEPHEN MERCHANT
6.SHAUN RYDER 9 -0 Louis Theroux
7.ROB BRYDON 7 -1 Declan Donnelly
8.JAMES McAVOY 6 -5 John Lydon
9.TOM HANKS 7 -2 Tim Henman
10.LENNY HENRY 9 -0 Davie Provan
11.Duncan Bannantyne 2 - 5 RUSSELL BRAND
12.JUDE LAW 8 -0 Bono
13.IRVINE WELSH 7 -0 Jonathan Ross
14.MARK OWEN 5 -4 Phillip Schofield
15.WILLIE MILLER 6 -5 Lewis Hamilton
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Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 16
Firth.
Bit posh but Chiles looks like a gimp
Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
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Big Firth-o would win this nae bother.
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Firth would beat the girth.
(That isn't slang for masterbation!)
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Firth would stutter to success over the West Brom windbagggie.
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Listening to Chiles on ITV Sport wound poor Col up so much he soon reached Fever Pitch,
Shouting " Mamma Mia " he showed " Pride and Prejudice " in equal measure as he knocked out that Blabbering Brummie Buffoon, then had a lovely cup of Earl Grey
We don't give a damn what the others say
We'll cheer on United all the way
For we are the Terrors of Tannadice
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Firth
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Firth - cambridge rules of course or whatever the fuck it is. Chiles looks like the type that would keep trying to run away shouting, "I'll tell my mummy on u!", will also yelping, "Aaaah that hurts".
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Firth was pretty handy in the 'Kingsmen' movie. He'd win no bother against square head Chiles.
Too much commotion
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Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 16
Full Time -
Colin Firth - 8
Adrian Chiles - 0
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