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19/4/2015 8:57 pm  #1


Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

2 numbers from 1 to 42 please.

 

19/4/2015 9:10 pm  #2


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

26 and 37


Oh, what came of the things we once believed?

 
 

19/4/2015 10:21 pm  #3


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

Many thanks Eddy.

The 11th fight of the tournament witnessed old age pensioner Duncan Bannantyne get a pasting aff the erudite figure of RUSSELL BRAND.We wish Big Dunc well.

Round 1/Game 12 -

Jude Law

DoB - 29th December 1972
Age - 42
Place of Birth - Lewisham,London (England)
Height - 5'9"

V's

Bono

DoB - 10th May 1960
Age - 54
Place of Birth - Glasnevin (ROI)
Height - 5'7"

VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Monday 20th April) AT 3PM
_____________________________________________________________________________________________
1.EDDIE IZZARD 6 -4 Simon Pegg
2.Ricky Gervais 2 -3 WILL.I.AM
3.GEORGE GALLOWAY 7 -1 Chris Martin
4.SIR KENNETH BRANAGH 6 -5 Owen Wilson
5.David Cameron 2 -8 STEPHEN MERCHANT
6.SHAUN RYDER 9 -0 Louis Theroux
7.ROB BRYDON 7 -1 Declan Donnelly
8.JAMES McAVOY 6 -5 John Lydon
9.TOM HANKS 7 -2 Tim Henman
10.LENNY HENRY 9 -0 Davie Provan
11.Duncan Bannantyne 2 - 5 RUSSELL BRAND

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19/4/2015 10:25 pm  #4


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

Bono is a cunt


Oh, what came of the things we once believed?

 
 

19/4/2015 10:35 pm  #5


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

Edmond Dantes wrote:

Bono is a cunt

Something tells me you don't understand the concept of this comp Eddy.

Bono is indeed a cunt.

But do you think he'd win the fight?


 

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19/4/2015 10:35 pm  #6


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

I think big Jude's youth and height would see him eventually edge it.

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19/4/2015 10:38 pm  #7


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

Tek wrote:

Edmond Dantes wrote:

Bono is a cunt

Something tells me you don't understand the concept of this comp Eddy.

Bono is indeed a cunt.

But do you think he'd win the fight?


 

'I like the films of Jude Law '

i think he'd bang the Irish puss


 


Oh, what came of the things we once believed?

 
 

19/4/2015 10:56 pm  #8


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

Law would have the edge over Bono, hitting him with the fly punch or two, and the Dublin twat would rattle and hum and still wouldn't find what he's looking for. 

 

19/4/2015 11:01 pm  #9


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

Score Update -

Jude Law - 3
Bono - 0

 

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20/4/2015 2:20 am  #10


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

PatReilly wrote:

Law would have the edge over Bono, hitting him with the fly punch or two, and the Dublin twat would rattle and hum and still wouldn't find what he's looking for. 

 
Pat gets this tournament.

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20/4/2015 6:51 am  #11


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

Jude Law

 

20/4/2015 8:20 am  #12


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

Jude law easy....bonos a tosser

 

20/4/2015 11:28 am  #13


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

Jude Law - Bono has no fight (apart from skinning money out of folk).

 

20/4/2015 11:30 am  #14


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What a CUNT, Jude Law fir me


We don't give a damn what the others say
We'll cheer on United all the way
For we are the Terrors of Tannadice
 
 

20/4/2015 8:46 pm  #15


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

Law, but he'd have a problem punching Bono in the pus because Bono's head is so far up his own arse.


But, then again, it must be getting close to it's original position.

 

20/4/2015 8:59 pm  #16


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

Full Time -

Jude Law - 8
Bono - 0

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20/4/2015 10:17 pm  #17


Re: Tek Towers 'Celebrity Death Match' - Round 1/Game 12

Too late to vote for Bono.


Too much commotion
 

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